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We want a shrubbery!! 0

Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

Last Exit to Springfield 0

I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work.

Future Stock 0

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.